The Bad

I start this blog by posing to you a question. Is whoever is responsible for the Of Love series of programs on VH1 a harbinger of doom? I mean seriously! Is this the end of days? I Love Money is VH1's newest reason for planned parenthood. It brings us all of our favorite scumbags from such shows as Flavor of, Rock of and I Love New York. It's VH1's answer to the Real World Road Rules competition. They are almost identical except I'm fairly certain that I Love Money has a paramedic who deals solely in STD's.

I almost firmly believe that it might be a government conspiracy to rid us of the morons of the world. Multiple shows with the bottom rung of society. We gather them together and then when they aren't looking we gas the place and improve test score nation wide. The latest debacle pitted the two teams against one another on an elevated bed so they could hit each other with flower like jousting sticks. This moronic game plays as a homage to Flavor of Love 2 when some skank slapped some ho and there were flowers present. Well the Green Team prevailed leaving Destiny( Rock of Love S2) to pick Pumkin,( the one who spit on New York FOL s1) Toastee (FOL s2) everyone's favorite drunken porn acting sprite, and Nibblz ( FOL s2) the one who got Toastee kicked off the last show. Now let me say Destiny looks better without all that make up, and of course not straddling Bret Michaels. I'm just saying she looks good, I don't even drink tap water.

It all came to a head when the girls were asked to plead for their survival. Pumkin lied and said she had an eating disorder, and Toastee faked a ankle injury securing the top two spots.You hear that? Destiny was outsmarted by those two women, only in America.All this leaving creepy Nibblz to take that long walk of shame home to her very lucrative dominatrix career, and her boyfriend who she refers to as Daddy.(Eww) That's it!!! I feel dumber writing about it as you feel i'm sure reading it. Tune in next week when some one disrespects someone else and fighting ensues. I got an idea for a show VH1 I Love Euthanasia.