Are You Depressed Yet?

I am a well-read person, so I get all my news from Reddit. I generally browse at various points throughout the day, as the stories change quickly. Today, all the stories had one thing in common: they made me want to cut myself. Take a look at some reddit posts from today:

DOW drops below 9000

“Terrorist” has been redefined by the Maryland State Police. If you oppose the death penalty or against the war in Iraq-now are a "terrorists."

[BASTAGE] US Mint Has Given AIG A Printing Press; AIG On Honor System Not To Abuse it

Republicans Mock Obama for Pronouncing Words Correctly

IMMEDIATE trial for kid that hacked Palin's Email- but still waiting on the trial for PALIN using the email ILLEGALLY... a much larger and more serious crime.

Barack Obama will destroy science funding in America because he is afraid that true science will reveal the white race to be superior to the black race. Ladies and gentlemen, the National Review

The Bush administration this month is quietly cutting off birth control supplies to some of the world’s poorest women in Africa.

Why isn't this big news? They figured out the structure of Senecavirus, a 'good' virus that works 10,000X better than Chemo in cancer cells

New York Times front page: "Tens of thousands of eligible voters in at least six swing states have been removed from the rolls or have been blocked from registering."



Are you dead yet?