Time out guys

Come on guys' time out! I got something in my eye. Oh yeah what is it? I don't know but it feels like an economic crisis. So, time out. That's the word from the McCain campaign today. McCain is suspending his campaign to go back to Washington to fix the economic crisis. Yeah about 26 years late! Lets call it what it is FEAR. McCain wants to cancel the debate on Friday. Well not so much cancel he wants to post pone. We can have the debate but we should most likely cancel the VP debate, there might not be time. He'd rather not let his brain trust of a VP pick go unscripted in front of the country.

Well Senator McCain, Gov Palin being unqualified is about a big of a shock as the recent discovery that Clay Aiken is gay. She is however a tap on the shoulder away from being President if this relic is elected. So bad news we're gonna want to see if she can string words together to make a sentence.

The economic crisis is very real. We need our politicians to treat it like it's a real crisis. Not some note to get out of gym class. Or remember when you used to go to the dentist and you'd get to leave school at lunch? These are peoples lives you are screwing with. Nobody is going to fall for your crap. Those who do I don't want to talk to anyway. I was at work while Obama was trying to be President. Well guess what? You are going to have to multi-task. The war is going to go on time out. I could see the notes now:

Dear America,

We realize that things are going tough for you at home. Wall St. is being difficult and you just don't seem like your heart and mind is on bombing us right now. Well to make it easier we are going to stop. No terror attacks, no suicide bombing, and no more terror videos from Osama Bin Ladin. In fact I hear he's getting a part time job at El Pollo Loco. Have you tried the Ultimate Pollo Bowl it's to die for. I'm seriously looking forward to eating that in paradise with all my virgins ,so you know we'll just chill just until you're ready. We all have to keep busy. Hoping things get better.

Love

The people who hate freedom

P. S. We still don't have food, water and electricity in like half of our country. You know when you get around to it.

Yeah not gonna happen learn to multi-task John